Vox used to have a Question of the Day, and here is our Question of the Week!

1.  If there is someone in your life that drives you crazy, and you get into a shouting match with them, you will end the shouting match by kissing and realizing that the two of you are in love.

2. When the two main characters with all the sexual tension FINALLY get together, the show is no longer worth watching.

3. You mix the thinset until it is the consistency of peanut butter, apply to the floor in small sections with a square-notched trowel held at a 45 degree angle, and then lay the tiles with spacers between them to keep the grout lines even.

4. Your kids will listen patiently for days on end while you get around to telling the story of how you and your spouse first met, by covering a full decade if your life in excruciating detail.

5. The first suspect is never the one who did it.

6. All nerds love 1) video games, 2) comic books, 3) and the cute ditzy girl next door.

7. Being an alcoholic womanizer makes you hilarious.

8. The best way to end a science experiment is by blowing something up.

9. Small lies will inevitably spiral out of control as you continue to do more and more ridiculous things to cover them up.

10. It’s never lupus.

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